North Carolina, Beware!!

Guilford Update: According to a source, Greensboro, North Carolina is currently experiencing an infestation of turtles. Local scientists have yet to identify the species, so residents are being advised to avoid the lakes in which these turtles dwell until more information can be gathered. The turtles move in packs of thirteen and camouflage themselves with orange mud. Watch Out! These crafty creatures are probably up to no good.